This page lists various pieces of information passed out by Che Cockatoo Collins, Ricky Olarenshaw and Gary O'Donnell.  Although the information is illegal and remains Essendon Football Club property there is no license on the information and the three messengers have all been sacked from the club.

Extracts from CCC's 'leaking logbook':
1. IMAGINE calendar has been reported to contain explicit photos of aboriginal players taken by two members of the Essendon Football Club who will remain nameless, let's nickname them Cocky and Longy.  There is a close-up photo of 'Longy' on the front cover and 'Cocky' has been photographed for the calendar.
2. Gavin Wanganeen, former Essendon Bomber Brownlow Medallist has been re-signed and then fired by the Essendon Football Club, after he claimed to have 'played a good game' for the near wooden spooner, Port Adelaide.  Investigations proved that, according to Essendon coach Kevin Sheedy, 'he was sh*t'.

Extracts from RO's 'leaking logbook':
1. Wayne King, current AFL leading contested streaker, has been fired from the club along with Wayne Kerr, current AFL leading uncontested streaker.  The reason for the two being fired was for not streaking during play, a plan the two had invented so they would not be arrested on national television.
2. An un-named player has resigned from the club after being regretful about not playing enough senior games.  The player has now moved to the Collingwood Magpies, and reports of more regret have surfaced.
3. Michael Hunt has retired from AFL football after 10 seasons with the Essendon Bombers.  He constantly complained about having to create a 'stage name' and was unhappy about the way he was retired a season before his contract ended.  He is now an assistant coach of the Brisbane Lions but it is unsure whether or not he will have to continue using his stage name.

Unfortunately we doubt whether GOD understands the purpose of the 'leaking logbook'.  Here are some extracts:
1. Milk
Eggs
Bread
Peanut Butter
Roast Pork
2. Went shopping, bought essentials.  Was confronted by Leigh Matthews and appointed assistant coach of his team.  Unsure about stage name idea.  Came home, watched videos, wife arrived home...
We cannot display any more contents of this leaking logbook because of unforseen circumstances.  No explicit language is licensed to be displayed on this press release at this moment.

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